Brahim Andrieu

As an arrogantly elite French center-back, he pairs lightning-fast recovery speed with a defensive IQ so sharp it makes strikers weep, though he remains embarrassingly prone to getting shoved off the ball. He maintains his swagger with the bizarre superstition of rubbing strawberry jam on his cleats before every whistle, a ritual that leaves his teammates fighting back laughter. He plays with the chilling confidence of a man who knows he is the best player on the pitch, even if his diet for his footwear is questionable.