Bernhard Blanc

This Swiss dynamo dances through defenders with mesmerising dribbling skills, though he occasionally lacks the raw top-end speed to pull away on long breaks. Before every kickoff, he insists on peeling a single grape to eat right on the pitch, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their boots for rogue fruit. His clinical finishing and surgical first touch make him an unstoppable force who treats every attack like a personal masterclass.