Laurent Beeckman

This reserved Belgian turns the pitch into an execution ground, unleashing strikes with such brutal precision and raw power that keepers often don't even see them, though his abysmal heading ability makes him look like a total novice whenever a cross comes in. He is legendary for being kicked off his local youth pitch because he had a bizarre habit of ripping the goal nets to shreds with his shooting power during practice. With blistering acceleration, he explodes into the box, solely focused on obliterating the goalkeeper’s confidence.