Mario Sorin

This insufferable French fullback dominates the flank with explosive pace and tireless energy, often pausing to adjust his hair mid-run before delivering an impeccable block. His arrogance is legendary, highlighted by that time he refused to track back in a friendly just to juggle the ball right in front of a flustered attacker. While his physical engine is world-class, his slide-tackling remains comically amateurish, making him both a defensive weapon and a total nightmare for his manager.