Diego Burrows

This reserved Bahamian maestro glides through midfields with sublime close control, though he tends to lose his nerve whenever an aerial ball drifts his way. To find his focus, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for exactly sixty seconds before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to look on in stifled laughter. Despite his shaky heading ability, his dribbling brilliance turns even the tightest defensive pressure into mere suggestions.