Branco Cassemiro

This humble Brazilian striker dances through defenses with supernatural close control and finishing, though his glacial top speed means he never outruns anyone. To focus, he meticulously polishes his lucky lucky-cat figurine in the locker room for ten minutes before kick-off, a ritual his bewildered teammates now treat with absolute reverent silence. His lethal attacking IQ turns the pitch into a playground where he rarely needs to leave the ground to dismantle opponents.