Dalmacio Palavecino

This Argentinian center-back dominates the defense with an elite tactical IQ and monumental leaping ability, yet he bizarrely struggles with basic headed clearances. To stay focused, he always eats a raw clove of garlic before kickoff, leaving his teammates to maintain a safe social distance during pre-match huddles. He is a tackling machine, though his modest stamina requires him to be incredibly economical with his movement.