Dominik Lisowski

Despite his towering physique, this humble Polish striker dances past defenders with incredible agility and deadly attacking IQ, though his heavy first touch occasionally lets him down. He always warms up by whispering a bedtime story to his shinpads, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates shaking their heads in amusement. While he struggles mightily from the penalty spot, his ferocious shot power remains a constant terror for any goalkeeper.