Phil Wong

This arrogant Aussie dominates the air with a massive vertical leap and possesses a rocket of a strike, though he once insisted on doing a backflip mid-game just to show off his aerial grace before accidentally missing an open goal. He is practically glued to the ball when sprinting, constantly dancing through defenders despite having the worst first touch in the league. You will rarely see him speed away from anyone, but good luck stopping his towering headers.