Pancho Salazar

This charismatic American striker is a nightmare for defenders, weaving through lines with silky close dribbling and lethal finishing, though he is essentially useless in the air. His confidence is legendary; legend has it he once tricked an entire backline by perfectly mimicking the referee's whistle, dribbling in to score while everyone else stood still. While his ground game is world-class, don't expect him to win any headers, as his aerial ability is purely decorative.