Benjy Humphrey

This reserved English midfielder dominates the air with a lethal header, using his impressive physical strength to mask a lack of pure pace. Legend has it he once interrupted a youth match mid-air to shove a teammate into a better defensive position during a corner, showing his preference for perfection over social interaction. While his first touch is sublime, he often struggles to maintain his intensity when the match descends into a breathless, chaotic scramble.