Rudolf Hartl

Standing just over five-foot-seven, this charismatic Austrian dynamo launches himself like a coiled spring to shut down opponents with bone-crunching tackles, though he famously once tried to head a cross and ended up hitting the grass face-first instead of the ball. He dominates the flanks with blistering speed and an aggressive tactical IQ that leaves wingers questioning their life choices. His only weakness remains his aerial inability, but he compensates by bullying anyone who dares cross his path.