Boujemaa Hicham

After shattering his spine in a freak paragliding accident, this cocky Moroccan midfield enforcer used the rehab as fuel to become even more ruthless and imposing on the pitch. He uses explosive pace and brutal strength to hunt down attackers, relishing his role as a pitch-wide terror even if he remains comically hopeless in the air. His arrogance is matched only by his elite defensive intuition, making him the most infuriating wall to cross in modern football.