Eduardo Lara

This towering Mexican goalkeeper dominates his box with an arrogant swagger, though he predictably panics whenever a penalty is called. To stay focused, he insists on whispering his life story to each goalpost before kickoff, driving his eye-rolling teammates to abandon him in frustration. Standing at two meters tall, he charges off his line with reckless abandon, snuffing out every attack with the ease of a man who knows he is invincible.