Patrick Thibault

This flamboyant French striker treats every match like a fashion show, weaponizing his thunderous, unstoppable shot power while often ignoring his teammates in favor of a flashy, albeit clumsy, solo run. His reckless confidence is legendary, evidenced by that one time he stopped mid-sprint during a crucial final to sign an autograph for a heckling fan. He thrives on chaos and distance shooting, even if his questionable first touch frequently turns a routine tap-in into a spectacular, unpredictable disaster.