Airton Custódio

After a freak freakishly lucky collision with a rogue stadium pylon left him briefly speaking only in haikus, this humble Brazilian wall returned with sharpened instincts and god-like reflexes. He is an acrobatic master between the posts, soaring through the air to parry shots, though his occasionally wandering positioning keeps fans on the edge of their seats. His transformation proved that while he may lose his compass, his goal-tending vision is absolute.