Andrey Angulo

This Costa Rican center-back combines elite defensive anticipation with an insane vertical leap, once infamously mocking an opponent by signing his jersey during halftime. While his sliding tackles are laughably clumsy, his jockeying and tactical IQ make him a nightmare to get past. He may lack blistering sprint speed, but his supreme cockiness on the pitch ensures he always believes he is the best player in the stadium.