Gerhard Brandstätter

This Austrian winger plays with a restless energy that often leads him to sprint recklessly into corner flags just to prove he can still dance around the opposition. Despite his questionable agility in tight corners, his uncanny balance keeps him upright even after his infamous, heavy-footed misadventures during pre-match warmups. He is a whirlwind of pure kinetic motion, though he often struggles to master the finer finesse of his own unpredictable feet.