Christopher Daems

Standing low to the ground with a center of gravity that defies physics, this Belgian virtuoso turns every pitch into his personal dance floor with a silk-smooth first touch. He famously once dodged a local butcher’s charging bulldog while weaving through an obstacle course of discarded crates just to keep his training ball from rolling into a drainage pipe. Despite his magical dribbling and explosive power, he often wanders into blind alleys due to a bewildering lack of situational awareness that leaves even his teammates baffled.