Edison Espinoza

This flamboyant Ecuadorian striker glides past defenders with blistering speed, though his abysmal aerial game proves he is allergic to the heavens. To get into the zone, he insists on wearing his socks inside out and humming operatic arias in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates rolling their eyes in practiced sync. Despite his questionable tactical intuition, his predatory finishing remains a nightmare for every goalkeeper he faces.