Margarita Flores

This flamboyant Costa Rican full-back glides past opponents with ease before dominating the air with her towering headers and ruthless slide tackles. She famously once arrived at a rainy local cup final in a sequined ballgown just to nutmeg the opposing captain immediately after kick-off. Despite her defensive brilliance, her occasional lack of focus means she sometimes gets caught daydreaming about her next post-match outfit instead of jockeying her mark.