Mostafa Durand

This dynamic French midfielder pairs unmatched explosiveness and ferocious tenacity with a clunky first touch that often leaves his teammates tearing their hair out. He always aligns his shin guards with millimeter precision using a ruler before every match, a peculiar ritual that the team views with a mix of laughter and total respect. His inexhaustible charisma lights up the pitch as he hurls himself into every challenge with energy that defies physical limits.