Muhammed Reichelt

This calm German sentinel defies gravity to soar for headers and lock down opponents with clinical, patient positioning, though he frequently leaves his defenders scrambling whenever he's caught chasing speedy wingers. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore. He is the immovable object in the box, provided he doesn't have to break into a sprint to get there.