Edith Merkel

A blazing engine on the pitch, she burns past defenders with unstoppable pace, though her awkward first touch often turns elegant plays into comedic scrambles. To prepare for kick-off, she obsessively balances a cold can of energy drink on her forehead for exactly sixty seconds, leaving her teammates bewildered as they watch her rock still in the tunnel. Despite her unrefined technical skills, her arrogance and boundless stamina make her an intimidating force that nobody can afford to ignore.