Rajmonda Balla

After conquering her childhood fear of silence by performing loud, amateur stand-up in basement clubs, this cocky Albanian striker now lets her lethal finishing and thunderous shot power do all the shouting on the pitch. She dances through defenders with elite close dribbling, though her clunky acceleration remains the one chink in her superstar armor. Her aerial dominance is unmatched, turning every cross into a defiant statement of her superiority.