Daniel Kolar

This cocky Slovenian maestro dances through defenses with a world-class first touch, though his utter lack of vertical leap keeps him firmly on the grass. To get into the zone, he insists on loudly reciting Slovenian nursery rhymes to his shin guards, leaving his teammates both baffled and slightly disturbed. His technical brilliance is undeniable, but good luck trying to out-dribble a man who trusts his own performance over the laws of physics.