Hichem Martins

A towering physical titan in goal, this charismatic Frenchman snares crosses with velvet hands and explosive power, though his tendency to wander like a lost tourist often leaves his own defense baffled. He once spent an entire youth match arguing the offside rule with the linesman while the opposition scored, simply because he was too busy admiring his own reflection in the stadium floodlights. While his shot-stopping is otherworldly, you might catch him trying to perform a backflip in the middle of a high-stakes transition.