Teemu Järvinen

This Finnish mountain of a man uses his immense physical power and blistering speed to dominate the air, though his occasionally wandering defensive focus makes for a chaotic backline. He ensures peak confidence by meticulously polishing his cleats with a dry cucumber slice before every kickoff, a ritual his teammates silently tolerate while staring at the locker room floor. When the whistle blows, his stoic, silent demeanor belies the explosive force he unleashes against any forward foolish enough to challenge him.