Francelina de Almeida

With an ego as lethal as her sprint dribbling, she dominates the midfield by making defenders look like training cones before stopping to fix her hair mid-match. Legend has it she once paused an intense counter-attack just to argue with a referee about her perceived offside, only to score a screamer moments later. Despite her incredible first touch, she frequently goes missing late in games, lazily wandering the pitch when her stamina runs dry.