James Abass

This Sudanese midfield general dominates the pitch with flawless slide tackles, though he is an absolute liability in the air with his laughable heading ability. He often brags about the time he interrupted an opponent’s free kick by simply standing in their path and eating an apple right in front of the referee. With elite defensive intelligence and blistering acceleration, he is both a tactical mastermind and an insufferably cocky force to be reckoned with.