Rodrigo Bojorquez

This flamboyant Mexican marksman tears through defenses with explosive acceleration and unstoppable thunderbolts, though his sprint dribbling is surprisingly clumsy. Before every kickoff, he insists on kissing a dried pickle hidden in his sock, leaving teammates bewildered by the peculiar stench in the dressing room. Yet, when the ball falls to him, his surgical finishing makes everyone forget his bizarre quirks.