Anna Maurer

This Swiss fullback dominates the flank with explosive speed and an aggression that intimidates even the most seasoned strikers. Rumor has it that as a child, she once successfully performed a perfectly timed tackle on the team bus just for kicks, proving that her brute strength has always outshined her questionable tactical awareness. She is pure, cocky confidence wrapped in steel, capable of outjumping everyone on the pitch while flashing a defiant grin at her rivals.