Martin Adams

This Trinidadian juggernaut acts as an immovable object in midfield, launching ferocious slide tackles that rattle the very foundations of the stadium. While he lacks the pace to chase down speedsters, he once famously halted a pitch-invading golden retriever with a perfectly timed, gentle block before helping it back to its owner. His fiery temper ensures no one gets past him, though he frequently leaves his own defensive IQ at home to prioritize pure physical destruction.