Graeme Gibbons

This Scottish center-back leaves strikers in the dust with his supernatural acceleration, even if he occasionally trips over his own feet like a newborn deer when attempting a tackle. Legend has it he once tried to smuggle a suitcase full of haggis through airport security, only to coolly intercept a deadly through-ball moments later. His elite defensive IQ and towering aerial dominance make him an absolute fortress at the back.