Alex Suarez

This Peruvian center-back is an unstoppable force of nature who dominates the air and stonewalls any attack with imposing physicality, though he sometimes struggles with indecisive jockeying when marking closely. Before every match, he inhales the scent of a whole orange tucked into his left sock to "cleanse his energy," a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates bewildered and frequently avoiding him in the locker room. His tireless energy ensures he is everywhere at once, blocking shots and imposing his will until the final whistle.