Ruben Friese

This flamboyant defensive juggernaut tears across the pitch with unmatched velocity, once famously arriving at training in a custom-wrapped golden sports car he drove onto the grass. He utilizes relentless stamina and thunderous tackles to smother attacks, though his complete inability to head the ball often leaves him ducking under high crosses like a confused ostrich. His intimidating presence turns the midfield into his own private fashion-forward demolition zone.