Titou Sellier

This lightning-quick French striker blurs past defenders with ease, though his occasionally clumsy first touch can be as unpredictable as his finishing. He refuses to step onto the pitch without chanting a secret melody to a baguette to keep his focus sharp, a ritual his bewildered teammates have learned to simply ignore. His explosive pace and raw power make him a terrifying attacking force, even if his tactical awareness often leaves him scrambling.