Ariane Patrocinio

This Brazilian speed demon burns past defenders with effortless pace and thunderous finishing, though her erratic first touch often turns simple setups into comedic blunders. Unfazed by her own technical lapses, she insists on gargling sparkling water while doing handstands in the locker room to align her chakras. Her teammates have stopped asking why she does it, settling instead for loud groans every time she starts kicking her legs up against the wall.