Lukas Rahbek

After shattering his hip in a bizarre freak accident involving a rogue pogo stick, this cocky Danish maestro returned with a vengeful sprint speed and aerial dominance that defies physics. He patrols the midfield with an unmatched defensive IQ, though his stand tackling remains frustratingly average compared to his elite heading ability. He plays with the arrogant certainty that every ball belongs to him, and frankly, he is usually right.