Ken Iversen

This fiery Danish defensive wall dominates the air with inhuman verticality, though he occasionally loses his cool and burns out early with rash fouls. To focus his rage before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards while the squad watches in bewildered, muffled silence. He is an uncompromising force who reads the game brilliantly, even if his eccentric rituals leave his teammates terrified to ever sit next to him.