Clint Newbury

A lightning-fast dynamo who dances through defenders with elite agility, this fiery Englishman consistently ignores his own erratic finishing by trying to blast long-range screamers whenever possible. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, a bizarre quirk that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in practiced, exasperated silence. He is pure chaotic energy, capable of conjuring a goal from nothing but occasionally vanishing when the composure matters most.