Mostafa Gerhardt

This calm German fullback is an endless engine, using lightning acceleration and elite defensive footwork to lock down the wing while consistently losing composure only during his pre-match ritual of balancing a raw egg on his forehead for ten minutes. His teammates watch in baffled silence, refusing to acknowledge the yolk-stained ritual that fuels his impenetrable marking. Despite his struggles with mistimed slide tackles, his relentless stamina makes him an immovable force who never tires of running his opponents into the ground.