Costel Brunelli

This flamboyant Italian striker turns the pitch into his personal catwalk, devastating defenses with supersonic speed and cannon-like shots. To stay focused, he insists that his boots be polished with fresh orange juice before every match, a bizarre quirk that has his teammates rolling their eyes while he continues to score screamers. Despite his finishing brilliance, his poor balance means he hits the deck theatrically just as often as he hits the back of the net.