Javier Villegas

This reserved Peruvian striker dances with the ball using masterful touch and tactical intelligence that baffles any defense, though his lack of balance often leads to clumsy falls. Locals still laugh about the time he dribbled through an entire park as a kid just to score a penalty against a stray dog guarding his makeshift goal. His cool composure from the spot is legendary, even if he should probably avoid trying any flashy footwork skills.