Andrew Dolan

This tireless Irish dynamo dominates the midfield with thunderous physical strength and an aerial presence that defies his stature, even if his first touch can occasionally drift into chaos. To lock in his relentless focus, he insists on loudly reciting limericks to his shin guards before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates shaking their heads at his bizarre ritual. Despite the oddity, his match-winning aggression makes him an indispensable, high-octane engine for the squad.