Huber Trejos

Standing at a hulking 90kg, this Colombian engine bullies his way through the middle with relentless aggression and ironclad strength. He once spent an entire youth match sprinting back and forth just to annoy an opponent, eventually wearing the poor kid out so badly that he subbed himself off in tears. While his lightning-quick footwork is top-tier, don't expect him to win any beauty pageants in the air, as his heading remains comically underwhelming.