Yung Gough

This English defensive midfielder is an impenetrable wall of pure aggression that devours the midfield, though he seems allergic to the ball whenever he needs to use his head. Before every match, he insists on licking every teammate's right shoulder for good luck, leaving the squad baffled but too intimidated to protest. His arrogance matches his brute strength, making him the most feared and eccentric character on the pitch.