Dionisio Paredes

This flamboyant Uruguayan wizard dances past defenders with unrivaled balance, despite a notoriously disastrous defensive discipline. To keep his nerves steady, he insists on tying his laces with his left hand first while reciting local rhymes, a ritual that leaves teammates alternating between frustrated sighs and sheer fascination. His explosive bursts and magical first touch make him a constant showstopper on the wing.