Stanislavs Kudo

With a devastating shot and an insatiable eye for goal, this Latvian striker treats the pitch like his personal stage, though his clunky first touch often ruins promising build-ups. Before kick-off, he insists on licking a raw clove of garlic to "ward off weak defenders," a ritual that leaves his teammates desperately maintaining a safe distance in the dressing room. His unshakeable arrogance is the fuel for his lethal finishing and explosive acceleration.