Odette Mbida

This Cameroonian center-back is an impenetrable wall known for her impeccable defensive IQ and an ability to dismantle entire forward lines without ever raising her voice. Legend has it that as a child, she once spent an entire second half practicing her positioning by simply letting the ball bounce off her chest, as she refused to engage in reckless tackles. Her only major flaw is a lack of burst acceleration, which often forces her to rely exclusively on her peerless jockeying technique to stay in command.